Aprilfool SMS

When things go wrong


When sadness fills your heart


When tears flow in your eyes


Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go. 
 
 


 
 
For pepsi "shahrukh"


For coke "aamir"


For mirinda "vivek"


For fanta "rani"


& For Thums Up "Akshay"


Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!! 

 



U R the one who is CHARMING

U R the one who is INTELLIGENT

U R the one who is CUTE

and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.


 
We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?


 
You are equal to sixty james bond!



How??



007 * 60 = 420 

 



You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!



Just a second, don't misunderstand.

CUTE means:

Creating

Useless

Troubles

Everywhere..



Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...







Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.. 


 
U are a...




B. I. T. C. H.




Beautiful




Intelligent




Talented




Cute




Horny




r u smiling now?




*YOU BITCH*



WARNING ! ! !




This is a VIRUS . . .




When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN 



Hi,


Doing nothing?


Then Make a Place,


4 Me in ur Heart!!


I May come there any time!


Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"



A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.

Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!


 
I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...
 


SomeOne..

MiSSES U..

NeeDS U..

Worries About U

Lonely Without U

Guess Who?

THE MONKEY IN

... THE ZOO ..


A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING 



So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE. 

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